jakesheadwarning:

"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy"

Today I met my dads girlfriends new puppy, a 9 month old Bernese Mountain dog named Max.  This puppy has been talked up to me as a super high energy beast with no fear of anything.  He wanted nothing to do with me, retreating to the inner living room and whimpering.  Food nor treats could coax him out and we were all pretty baffled.  Getting rejected by girls is manageable, but puppy rejection makes me reevaluate life.

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep.  Source

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep. Source

"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."

introverts (via janesblueheaven)